Climate Debate

Climate Debate

When I hear of Global Warming,
I simply give a shrug.
It worries me as much as
The Year 2000 Bug.

When I hear of Global Warming,
It makes me want to cry.
Horrid things will happen
And we're all going to die.

When I hear of Global Warming,
I think about the money.
I'll make it when it's windy,
And also when it's sunny.

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Miller and Monroe

My heart beats so when I see you,
It fills me with fatigue.
But I don't really stand a chance.
You're way out of my league.

But I am quite creative.
I must have far to go.
Let's be Arthur Miller
And Marilyn Monroe.

They split up. She died too soon.
That's not the end I crave.
But if required I'll carry on,
While you lie in your grave.

A genius should be honest.
I'll be so if I must.
My motives are not love for you,
But vanity and lust.

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Grown Up

I'm bringing back the God you lent.
He really is quite fraudulent.