Love Song to Anon.

Love Song to Anon.

You could have been the one love of my life.
You could have been my very lovely wife.

But I stayed home instead of going out.
I never bought a ticket from that tout.

I stayed dry instead of getting wet.
That's why the two of us have never met.

You could have been the spur that made me rich,
Protected me from every swine and witch.

You could have been the mother of my kids,
Prevented me from going on the skids.

But I will never ever make you cry
And you will be unknowing when I die.

While my life has not quite gone to plan,
You are happy with a lucky man.

Or maybe you are looking for a mate,
So email me, although you've left it late.